Master Cleanse: Days 2 & 3

So far I'm feeling pretty normal. No greater or worse than usual. It's hard to help boyfriend make Chicken fettuccine alfredo when you haven't eaten in three days though.

I won't talk about the salt water flushes because it's disgusting. But those are happening as well.

I made a slushy today to mix things up a little bit. I also tried the smooth move tea last night and found it disgusting, even with lemon and maple syrup, so I think I might just stick to the SWF in the mornings.

7 days to go. :)

The Master Cleanse: Day 1

For those of you who don't know what the Master Cleanse is you can google it and find a million different websites explaining it. It's basically a 10 day fast where you don't eat anything except for lemonade made with cayenne pepper and Grade B maple syrup.

Problem # 1: I've run out of maple syrup in one day.

They say you should have 6-12 glasses of the stuff on the first day and I'm already up to 16 so maybe I should drink less tomorrow and use less maple syrup.

Problem # 2: I am addicted to food.

I haven't felt that hungry all day, I mean I would get a growly tummy occasionally but it would stop with a glass of lemonade. However, the more I see food the more I want it! I'm craving a huge pizza and a milkshake! Anything greasy will do!

So far it's going great though!

I'll update again tomorrow!

My college years are coming to a close.

Just in case any of you were worried about me :) 1. Interview 10-15 people 2. Begin writing senior essay. 3. Choose topic for HEL paper. 4. Write HEL paper. 5. Do project for L&R. 6. Keep up with internet class every week. *I'm ahead here! :) 7. Continue planning for wedding. 8. Keep house clean. 9. Gym 4 times a week. Because of everything above, this has not been happening. NEW THINGS: 10. Florist The semester is winding down, but I still have a paper to write by Wednesday.. After that I should be a lot less stressed, though. I'm taking a break this weekend to go down and visit my Daddy and Liz for Spring Fling, so this should be a relaxing weekend. The wedding is coming along. After buying bridesmaids dresses and sending them back and ordering new ones, I got pretty freaked out, but that's all resolved now. I still think I'm going to put all my colors together and they're not going to match and it might just be horrible (but fingers crossed that it'll work out as well). I still need a florist. We bought our cake, it's going to be amazing. We booked our photographer (Thank you Sarah, I should have your check to you soon!) That's about all I can think of right now. If any of you have any good ideas for a paper topic for the History of the English Language, I'd love to hear it. :) I'll write soon.

A while.

I have not written in weeks. Right now, I might be more stressed than I have ever been in my life.

Let's take a look at my to do list.

1. Interview 10-15 people

2. Begin writing senior essay.

3. Choose topic for HEL paper.

4. Write HEL paper.

5. Do project for L&R.

6. Keep up with internet class every week.

7. Continue planning for wedding.

8. Keep house clean.

9. Gym 4 times a week.

Those are the only things I can think of at this point; I'm trying to push everything out of my mind so I can keep the stress at a minimum.

Also not in the list is "eat, sleep and use potty" which just aren't fitting into my schedule too well right now.

I want to lose 1o lbs.

May 15: get here soon please. (Unless the above list hasn't been finished which in that case means you can hold off a little longer).